Credit Card Conundrum Gifts

Bad cat - Credit Card.

'You've got to help me, Doc -- My Diner's Club card is maxed out!'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

Ostrich head in sand.

BUY NOW, PAY LATER THIS AFTERNOON Looks like inflation's picking up again.

Christmas Joy, Peace and Goodwill.

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

'Wilbur... did you really say you love me?'

'I just know one of the kings brought gold, dear. I don't know if he bought it with his gold card.'

"What do you get indeed sir. Another day older and deeper in debt is what you get."