Credit Card Juggler Gifts

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'And don't forget. That credit card will expire at midnight.'

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

Shoot, I just paid one of these a few weeks ago!

Ostrich head in sand.

'That's the way it is with debt, easy come, easy grow.'

'How am I going to pay for all this stuff?'

'Daddy, how many more air miles is it?'

'You have too many credit cards. I think you have a debt wish.'

A man flees from a bank

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

"It pains me to inform you, Madam..."

"We're in debt. Beyond our wildest dreams."

"It's my bad time of the month for me I'm afraid. It's when my credit card bill arrives."

"The trouble with young people today is they don't know the value of a dollar!"

'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'Can I borrow your credit card for a night?'

Before I consolidate my credit cards, can I pay your fee on this card?

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'I can live further beyond my means than any man in the house.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Fries and kids

'Wait a minute....!

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Overworked

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.