Debt Juggler Gifts

"I have a lot of student loans to pay back."

It's not begging if you've been to college. It's attempting to arrange interim financing while restructuring your debt load.

I hope my parents can pay off their college loans before I go to college.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

"I robbed Peter to pay Paul, and I still owe back taxes!"

'I bet the Joneses can't afford to be this much in debt!'

"Our consumer confidence is at all time-high, but we need ..."

Fries and kids

'Of course we have a payment plan. We plan to pay as soon as we have some money.'

'You have 14 creditors that won't get paid this month!' 'Fifteen, including yourself!'

'I hope your company does not have mandatory retirement at 65. I'll have to work until 95 to pay off my student loans.'

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"The way I juggle bills to balance the checkbook, I could be in the circus!"

'One day, son, none of this will be yours...'

'Can I put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Medical Bills.

'Even though I'm stony broke, I'm lucky really - at least I don't have me as one of my creditors!'

'IOU' - Cindi Milbanks 'Borrowed to the max'.

'I'm here to repossess the lawnmower.'

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

Consolidate your debt: 'Actually, I'm seeking a way to spread them out a tad...'

'Just a small collection to help me balance the books.'

'Every time I get paid my creditors form a flash mob.'

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

"You need to improve your fitness."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

That's me written the cheque to pay the second mortgage we took out to pay the credit cards we used to cover the overdraft we used to pay the loan we used to cover our first mortgage..."

"Only IOUs this time, but at least we're getting closer to developing a money tree."

Bills - We've got lots of money in the bank. It's just in other people's accounts.