Loan Juggler Gifts

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

'I want to get a loan and pay it back immediately so I can raise my credit score and take out an even larger loan.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Before we discuss our short-term interest rates, perhaps you could let me know how many hours you''ll need the money for.'

'Yes, I'm already in debt, but not HOPELESSLY in debt.'

Your first monthly repayment starts now.

'If you miss a payment, we will teach you a lesson.'

'...And then, my balloon mortgage popped!'

'As it turns out, there won't be any fees associated with your refinancing. Your application was rejected.'

"Which carries a more favorable interest rate, an auto loan or a home improvement loan? My mobile home needs a new transmission."

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

Student Debt

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Fries and kids

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'Wait a minute....!

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"