Jolly Credit Card Jugglers Gifts

"Making purchases with credit cards should have a five day waiting period!"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Wait a minute....!

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

Too Much Plastic.

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

"He only made first four installments."

Man robbed by medical center.

'That was Dobson on the phone... What a lucky dog! He don't need to worry about stocks and economy anymore. He just went flat broke.'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

A dart board for the Federal Reserve's planning policy?

The Tooth Accountant

'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

"Our house is on credit, our cars are on credit, our vacations are on credit. Banks are always failing, it's just that ours will never go bancrupt."

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Two men talking in front of half finished driveway. 'Your wife did mention you'd had an economy drive.'

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'