Credit Card Jugglers Gifts

"I'm afraid you've maxed out your consumer confidence."

"You are getting sleepy - you will forget to pay this credit card bill and incur lots of fees and interest. . ."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Fries and kids

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'Wait a minute....!

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

The boss and her baby

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

Too Much Plastic.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"He only made first four installments."

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'