Money Jugglers Gifts

The Tooth Accountant

Elusive Profits

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

Fries and kids

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Wait a minute....!

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

Too Much Plastic.

Washing Up Liquidity.

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

News. Volatile Stock Market. Lots of people have lost their shirts in the stock market. That's why they're feeling bare-ish!

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'