Income Juggler Gifts

'Two jobs? -- Oh, the greedy type, eh?'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"Everything's gone up."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

(an employee is in grasp of a giant octopi.The employee's boss is yelling at him through a bull-horn) 'Mr. Smith! According to H.R., you can no longer be employed here! Alright H.R., you can set Mr. Smith down now!'

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'I need affordable daycare now!'

The stock market sky is falling.

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

Money mangagement see-saw.

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'