Money Jugglers Pillows

The Tooth Accountant

Elusive Profits

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Fries and kids

'Wait a minute....!

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Washing Up Liquidity.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Too Much Plastic.

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.