Debt Jugglers Pillows

"Our house is on credit, our cars are on credit, our vacations are on credit. Banks are always failing, it's just that ours will never go bancrupt."

U of Debt

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Fries and kids

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Wait a minute....!

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

"He only made first four installments."

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

Student Debt

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."