Debt Jugglers Pillows

"Our house is on credit, our cars are on credit, our vacations are on credit. Banks are always failing, it's just that ours will never go bancrupt."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

U of Debt

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Fries and kids

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'Wait a minute....!

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'