Financial Jugglers Pillows

'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'

"It somehow seems unjust that we have to set up college funds for the kids before we pay off our own student loans."

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

Small Loans

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'The market shifted on me.'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

Call Your Office

'Wait a minute....!

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Multitasking executive dog

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

The stock market sky is falling.

'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'

Money mangagement see-saw.