Money Juggler Pillows

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."

'I think I've got tax-bracket claustrophobia.'

'Oh, go ahead and buy it, dear — we'll find the money somewhere.'

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Washing Up Liquidity.

'Not bad, but it's pretty messy. What we can do is help you save a nice tidy sum.'

'Just when I can make ends meet, you move the ends.'

'I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it.'

'We budget ourselves by the 40-60 plan. For every forty she saves, I spend sixty.'

Recession tips & taxes

"You don't have to beg for a loan, though personally I like it."

"The over-commercialization never stops."

The Danger of Gambling

Money Problems

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Keep/Balance

"You're living within our means, isn't that enough?"

'Bless you, kind sir!'

BANK LOAN DEPARTMENT, 'I don't usually do this, but I'm going to refer you to a pawnbroker.'

'A withdrawal? †Oh, the cut-and-run type, eh?'

Sign giving information on temperature and 'Today's money'.

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

Man reaching up to give money to a man in a high up window entitled V.A.T

"Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?"

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'

"If we have any sweet,darling, we can't afford any condoms!"

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

Mister Buck, financial wizard, answers your questions. A reader in Chicago asks "Why isn't it a good idea to throw money at a problem?" There are too many interceptions.

"My salary is struggling to keep pace with the empty bottomless pit of my greed."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'