Business Jugglers Gifts

...Let's talk about your sale's order.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Supermom.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Call Your Office

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

'As a member of our great company family, my pink slip was signed with 'Yours Aunt Anny, personnel manager''.

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"With great power comes great, great stress."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Multitasking executive dog

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."