Business Juggle Enthusiast Gifts

The freelance executive.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Multi-tasking.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Call Your Office

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

No juggling allowed.