Business Jugglemeister Gifts

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Multi-tasking.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Food deliverer's baby.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Call Your Office

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand