Office Juggle Master Gifts

Multi-tasking.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Golfing Boss

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Food deliverer's baby.

Commutobile

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Brickie's Mate

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

Cut and Run

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'Good to see you back at work.'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'