Office Desk Juggler Gifts

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Can do...No can do

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Golfing Boss

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"Morning, all!"

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Multi-tasking.

Time for More Paperwork

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

National Boss Monument.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Lumbar support animal

Shake it all about sign on desk

"I feel your pain."

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'