Home Office Juggler Gifts

"Sorry honey, Mommy and Daddy need the space."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

Golfing Boss

Multi-tasking.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

Commutobile

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Deadline

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Acclaimed mother.

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Brickie's Mate

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Overworked

Cut and Run

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"Time to do it in!"