Work And Play Juggler Gifts

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Brickie's Mate

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Can do...No can do

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"The meeting will come to order."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Balancing work and family

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Deadline

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'