Work And Play Juggler Gifts

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Brickie's Mate

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Can do...No can do

"The meeting will come to order."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Balancing work and family

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

Deadline

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'