Office Juggle Master Pillows

Multi-tasking.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Golfing Boss

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Commutobile

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Food deliverer's baby.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Brickie's Mate

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

Cut and Run

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

'Good to see you back at work.'

Out Box

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'