Desk Juggler Pillows

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'

Golfing Boss

Health Warning - This job will lead you to drink.

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"Shannon, some work wound up on my desk again."

"I like to keep a clean desk...."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Can do...No can do

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"Morning, all!"

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Multi-tasking.

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Time for More Paperwork

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"I feel your pain."

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'