Office Jugglers Pillows

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Golfing Boss

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Multi-tasking.

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Commutobile

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Brickie's Mate

Call Your Office

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Multitasking executive dog

"With great power comes great, great stress."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

Cut and Run

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand