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"No, I'm just squeezing in a bit of work in between interruptions."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Can do...No can do

Golfing Boss

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Multi-tasking.

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Deadline

Hassled Mother.

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.