Management Juggler Gifts

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'He pats my back, but I don't pat his.'

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Balancing work and family

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

Call Your Office

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."