Corporate Jugglers Gifts

"Call the plumber yourself. I'm swamped."

"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

"Never, never, never, never give up. Leave that to management."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Supermom.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Information. Innuendo

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"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Multitasking executive dog

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"With great power comes great, great stress."