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"I'm afraid you've maxed out your consumer confidence."

"You are getting sleepy - you will forget to pay this credit card bill and incur lots of fees and interest. . ."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Fries and kids

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'Wait a minute....!

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

The boss and her baby

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Too Much Plastic.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

"He only made first four installments."

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'