Credit Score Juggler T-Shirts

'Aren't you afraid of inaccuracies on your credit report?'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

"Why you may identify as a guy who pays his bills. your credit score identifies you as something else."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Fries and kids

'Wait a minute....!

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"How much is this going to cost me?"

Complaining cricket wives

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

Love chair

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."