Credit Score Juggler T-Shirts

'Aren't you afraid of inaccuracies on your credit report?'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

"Why you may identify as a guy who pays his bills. your credit score identifies you as something else."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Fries and kids

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

'Wait a minute....!

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"How much is this going to cost me?"

Complaining cricket wives

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

"It's not what you think."

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."