Credit Score Scrutinizer T-Shirts

'Your assets speak for themselves. They say 'no'.'

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

Nuclear Security Summit

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

Recession

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

"So, we've processed your loan application and I'm afraid that it doesn't look too promising!"

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

'Every time I get paid my creditors form a flash mob.'

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

"He's extremely intelligent. Right now he's fetching your credit score."

'You have just been put on hold indefintely until you get a decent paying job.'

"You have a rare situation known as 'excellent credit' and I don't know how to deal with it."

Smoking Gun

'Aren't you afraid of inaccuracies on your credit report?'

'Your credit rating is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem with being fitted for an electronic ankle bracelet?'

'I'm afraid we can't use your other outstanding loans as collateral.'

"Your credit rating is fine, Mr. Deadbeat. It's something else that's making lending institutions wary."