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"If I lend you money and you can't repay, it may affect your credit rating and you could lose your home!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Before the riots/after the riots

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"I quit."

The euro currency is a bomb.

Costs and Blood Pressure

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

Economy - 'And this is where you took the day off to watch the cricket.'

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

I got them to drop the corruption charges, I bribed them.

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

"Never mind the inaccuracies. He LOVES these corona briefings. He gets higher TV ratings than he ever got on 'The Apprentice.'"

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

Housing Market

"So, we've processed your loan application and I'm afraid that it doesn't look too promising!"

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

'It helps us assess the situation better from up here.'

A look into the future?!

"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

'Your assets speak for themselves. They say 'no'.'