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"I quit."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Watching the football.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Pessimists v Optimists.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

The Rugby Throw Up.

Olympics create interest in curling.

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Kick! Go for it!

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

Luka Modric

End of football season - UK

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'

Women's World Cup Final