Scoreboard Watcher Pillows

"I quit."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Watching the football.

Pessimists v Optimists.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

The Rugby Throw Up.

Olympics create interest in curling.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

End of football season - UK

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

Women's World Cup Final