Scoreboard Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm loving the new scoreboard!"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Giving feedback is a complex process.

Pessimists v Optimists.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"I quit."

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

Golf Score Reducer

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

Tennis confuses me. How can you be a loser when you endlessly have love?

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

"Actually, I'm more interested in seeing how we stack up against the competition."

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"If you don't want to know the score..."

Olympic School

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".

'You have just been put on hold indefintely until you get a decent paying job.'

"They say a rescue is out of the question, but they might be able to give us some points."

"You have a rare situation known as 'excellent credit' and I don't know how to deal with it."

'Your credit rating is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem with being fitted for an electronic ankle bracelet?'

'I'm afraid we can't use your other outstanding loans as collateral.'

How Bowlers Strike.

'This is looking less and less like leg cramps and more and more like a career-ending injury.'

'It's just embarrassing - someone steals my identity and improves my credit rating!'