Credit Score Watcher Gifts

"If I lend you money and you can't repay, it may affect your credit rating and you could lose your home!"

Annual profits,

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Before the riots/after the riots

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"I quit."

The euro currency is a bomb.

Costs and Blood Pressure

Economy - 'And this is where you took the day off to watch the cricket.'

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

I got them to drop the corruption charges, I bribed them.

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"Never mind the inaccuracies. He LOVES these corona briefings. He gets higher TV ratings than he ever got on 'The Apprentice.'"

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

Housing Market

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

"So, we've processed your loan application and I'm afraid that it doesn't look too promising!"

'It helps us assess the situation better from up here.'

Mort, you owe $856 on your tab. What are you talking about?! I pay my tab every month! Yes, but you've never paid the finance charge. It was clearly written on the back of the tab receipt that there's a 29.9% finance charge. I don't have that kind of money! I refuse to pay it! You can pay your finance charge in installments, but I'll have to add a finance charge. I'm calling congress!

A look into the future?!

"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'