Credit Score Enthusiast Gifts

'Your credit rating is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem with being fitted for an electronic ankle bracelet?'

'I'm afraid we can't use your other outstanding loans as collateral.'

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

'It was love at first sight. She married him after one look at his credit score.'

"I'm checking my credit score."

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'You have just been put on hold indefintely until you get a decent paying job.'

'It's just embarrassing - someone steals my identity and improves my credit rating!'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Recession

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

Agency Moody's comments

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'