Credit Score Aficionado Gifts

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"You have a rare situation known as 'excellent credit' and I don't know how to deal with it."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"What's a debenture?"

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Stock market investment advice

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

Economy.

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Pulling The Economy Uphill

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

'The rich get richer, but what do the poor get?'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

"Do you take dark money?"

'Our first mistake was hiring an honest accounting firm.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."