Credit Rating Enthusiast Gifts

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

Recession

'...and if the rating agency didn't drop the kingdoms' creditworthiness, the prince and the princess lived happily ever after.'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Agency Moody's comments

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

Dog Beginning For A Loan

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

Bank of England Base Rates.

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

"According to my actuary tables, your loan will outlive you."

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

'Here's a hundred bucks -- now, you give me $101.37.'