"I just slammed into your debt ceiling."
Credit Rating Expert Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for someone who specializes in credit ratings? Our collection of fun and clever products celebrates their expertise in finance and credit evaluation. Perfect for adding a touch of humor to their office or home decor, these items are designed to delight and inspire those who take their finance seriously but love a bit of wit. Whether it's for a birthday, a professional milestone, or just because, give a gift that truly resonates with their thoughtful and analytical nature.
"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."
"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'
'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'
US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'
Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.
Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.
U.S. Credit Rating
'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'
Standard And P****d.
'Wait a minute....!
Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!
'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'
"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."
Recession
'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'
'Wait a minute....!
"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"
Agency Moody's comments
"How much do I need? How much you got?"
Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'
"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."
"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."
'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'
'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'
American Express Credit Card
We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.
"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"
Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.
Credit card campaign ad
Blame the Victims
"If we put you in our collections department, Do you think you could hound people?"
Credit Rating Expert Gifts Collection
Credit Rating Expert Mugs
Explore our range of mugs tailored for credit rating experts. Find the perfect humorous or stylish mug to brighten their day and add personality to their coffee routine.
Credit Rating Expert Pillows
Browse our playful pillows ideal for credit rating experts. Add a humorous or stylish touch to their lounge or office seating area.
Credit Rating Expert Prints
Discover prints that celebrate their finance expertise with wit and style. Great for decorating their office or home with personality.
Credit Rating Expert T-Shirts
Check out our collection of T-shirts designed for finance pros. Clever, funny, and stylish—perfect for showcasing their credit expertise with a humorous twist.