Credit Card Specialist Gifts

"Es usted Diners' Club?"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'It's your debt to society.'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

Growth from traditional banks

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip.

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

Your Flexible Fiend.

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

Faith Based Credit.

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

'A credit card company has told us not to bother to apply. We're pre-disapproved.'

'Wilbur... did you really say you love me?'

BUY NOW, PAY LATER THIS AFTERNOON Looks like inflation's picking up again.