Credit Rating Curious Gifts

Standard & Poor's Downgrade

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Recession

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

Agency Moody's comments

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

Businessman has credit IV.

Computer gives thumbs down to loan application.

Your Flexible Fiend.

"So, we've processed your loan application and I'm afraid that it doesn't look too promising!"

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

A look into the future?!

Cupid views his online credit rating.

"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

'Your assets speak for themselves. They say 'no'.'

"He's extremely intelligent. Right now he's fetching your credit score."

"We have everything an awesome credit rating allows one to buy."