Credit Scores Gifts

"Your credit rating is fine, Mr. Deadbeat. It's something else that's making lending institutions wary."

"You have a serious pre-existing condition...your credit score."

Psychic diving competition.

Recession

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

'Just a minute while I pull up your file.'

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"So, we've processed your loan application and I'm afraid that it doesn't look too promising!"

Standard & Poor's Downgrade

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

A man gets attacked by his credit report.

Cupid views his online credit rating.

'Every time I get paid my creditors form a flash mob.'

Mort, you owe $856 on your tab. What are you talking about?! I pay my tab every month! Yes, but you've never paid the finance charge. It was clearly written on the back of the tab receipt that there's a 29.9% finance charge. I don't have that kind of money! I refuse to pay it! You can pay your finance charge in installments, but I'll have to add a finance charge. I'm calling congress!

A look into the future?!

"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

'Your assets speak for themselves. They say 'no'.'

"He's extremely intelligent. Right now he's fetching your credit score."

'You have just been put on hold indefintely until you get a decent paying job.'

"You have a rare situation known as 'excellent credit' and I don't know how to deal with it."

"I see you've listed as three credit references your three bali bondsmen."

'Aren't you afraid of inaccuracies on your credit report?'