Credit Score Tracker Gifts

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"And this is where we all gave up."

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

News. Economic Data. I'm not as interested in the strength of the economy as is whether it's on my side.

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

Sales and Learning Experiences

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"To open a new credit account, I need to see some credit history."

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

'Every time I get paid my creditors form a flash mob.'

Executive search party

Mort, you owe $856 on your tab. What are you talking about?! I pay my tab every month! Yes, but you've never paid the finance charge. It was clearly written on the back of the tab receipt that there's a 29.9% finance charge. I don't have that kind of money! I refuse to pay it! You can pay your finance charge in installments, but I'll have to add a finance charge. I'm calling congress!

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

How 'Warehouses' have grown over the years

'Your assets speak for themselves. They say 'no'.'

"He's extremely intelligent. Right now he's fetching your credit score."

'You have just been put on hold indefintely until you get a decent paying job.'

Der Spiegel

'Fat chance!'

'Aren't you afraid of inaccuracies on your credit report?'

'Your credit rating is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem with being fitted for an electronic ankle bracelet?'

'I'm afraid we can't use your other outstanding loans as collateral.'

"Your credit rating is fine, Mr. Deadbeat. It's something else that's making lending institutions wary."

Height Chart.

Federal Reserve Board: 'We will know when interest rates hit rock bottom when everyone says 'enough already'!'