Credit Score Tracker Pillows

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"And this is where we all gave up."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

Sales and Learning Experiences

"To open a new credit account, I need to see some credit history."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

'Every time I get paid my creditors form a flash mob.'

Executive search party

How 'Warehouses' have grown over the years

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

'Your assets speak for themselves. They say 'no'.'

"He's extremely intelligent. Right now he's fetching your credit score."

'You have just been put on hold indefintely until you get a decent paying job.'

'Fat chance!'

'Aren't you afraid of inaccuracies on your credit report?'

'Your credit rating is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem with being fitted for an electronic ankle bracelet?'

'I'm afraid we can't use your other outstanding loans as collateral.'

"Your credit rating is fine, Mr. Deadbeat. It's something else that's making lending institutions wary."

Height Chart.

'It's just embarrassing - someone steals my identity and improves my credit rating!'

'Your fico score is really exciting.'

"You have a serious pre-existing condition...your credit score."