Financial Tracker Pillows

"Check it out! I got a phone app that tracks all my savings!"

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Currently Boston

"And this is where we all gave up."

Panama Papers Scandal

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

Euro Bomb

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

'Both were written this year by the same author.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Economic Prosperity

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"I've been working on the household budget."

"Admit it, George - we didn't see this coming!"

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Much of the country could take a battering, but before our budget report, here's the weather.'

'And the first question on celebrity 'Where's the money?' issss... Lord Ashcroft!'

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

'It helps us assess the situation better from up here.'