Money Trail Tracker Pillows

Panama Papers Scandal

"And this is where we all gave up."

Dark money donor

Euro Bomb

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

Loser's Podium.

"I've been working on the household budget."

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

'And the first question on celebrity 'Where's the money?' issss... Lord Ashcroft!'

'Much of the country could take a battering, but before our budget report, here's the weather.'

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

"How many homes do I own? Have you ever asked anybody else running for president that question?"

Obama vs. Clinton.

'Dad sent the last payment to the doctor yesterday.'

I have a balanced financial portfolio and I keep these plants trimmed. Those are my hedging strategies.

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- There's no such thing as a 'triploon'!'

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"

Confused Tourists

Metal detector finds another metal detector.

"They added extra dragons to curb inflation."

'I'm always living within my means. I just cannot seem to break out.'

'What's their problem...why don't they just cut back a bit on expenses...fly business for a few weeks, trim the partner conference?'

"Papi! Almost 80 percent of all millionaires are the first ones in their families to be rich!"

'Me, I don't believe in hoarding anymore: I invest in real estate...'

A message from Flaherty