Money Trail Tracker Gifts

Panama Papers Scandal

"And this is where we all gave up."

Dark money donor

Euro Bomb

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

Loser's Podium.

"I've been working on the household budget."

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

'And the first question on celebrity 'Where's the money?' issss... Lord Ashcroft!'

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

'Much of the country could take a battering, but before our budget report, here's the weather.'

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

"How many homes do I own? Have you ever asked anybody else running for president that question?"

"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- There's no such thing as a 'triploon'!'

Obama vs. Clinton.

'Dad sent the last payment to the doctor yesterday.'

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"

'What's their problem...why don't they just cut back a bit on expenses...fly business for a few weeks, trim the partner conference?'

Metal detector finds another metal detector.

'I'm always living within my means. I just cannot seem to break out.'

"They added extra dragons to curb inflation."

Confused Tourists

"Papi! Almost 80 percent of all millionaires are the first ones in their families to be rich!"

'Me, I don't believe in hoarding anymore: I invest in real estate...'

A message from Flaherty

"Our gas bill's been levelled up."