Financial Tracker Gifts

"Check it out! I got a phone app that tracks all my savings!"

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Currently Boston

Panama Papers Scandal

"And this is where we all gave up."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

Euro Bomb

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

'Both were written this year by the same author.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Economic Prosperity

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

News. Economic Data. I'm not as interested in the strength of the economy as is whether it's on my side.

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"I've been working on the household budget."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Admit it, George - we didn't see this coming!"

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

'Much of the country could take a battering, but before our budget report, here's the weather.'

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

'And the first question on celebrity 'Where's the money?' issss... Lord Ashcroft!'

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'