Budget Tracker Pillows

'Dad sent the last payment to the doctor yesterday.'

'Much of the country could take a battering, but before our budget report, here's the weather.'

A message from Flaherty

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"And this is where we all gave up."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Keep the econoimy moving

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

"This guy might like fiddling with numbers, Dad – but is he any good at sums?"

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"To save money, 5 employees will share the same computer. I got the idea while I was carpooling."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'Wow, my own desk!'

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

Small Businesses Go Under.

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Stephen King's latest horror novel: 'Healthcare reform debate'

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'With the economy the way it is, I'm going to have to let one of you go.'

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'It's a relatively simple operation...first, we take out your wallet...'

Consortia set to take over

Budget Munchies