Campaign Trail Tracker Pillows

Obama vs. Clinton.

Panama Papers Scandal

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

Donald Trump

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

Race to the presidency.

'It's my job to teach you to grin like ike, and damnit, you will grin like ike!'

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

"Slogan."

Campaign 2010.

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

The Raid

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

'Your blood pressure is up. Quit taking campaign promises with a grain of salt.'

'Jury foreman, I'm going to assume that you've reached a verdict.'

Independents still undecided.

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

"Say what you will about my family, but please respect my equity's privacy."

'So...watching the democrat national convention made up your mind who you're voting for?'

"How many homes do I own? Have you ever asked anybody else running for president that question?"

"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

Obama's favorite potato chips.

Election to-do list

Forward looking campaign

"An appealing, fresh-faced moderate? BORING!"

I have heard all the Republican candidates voice their views and positions...and heard them all tell the sad and sorry truth about each other...'

"And now... we nap."

Ken Livingstone

VOTE, 'I'm here to tell you what you want to hear....'