Election Tracker Pillows

'Your blood pressure is up. Quit taking campaign promises with a grain of salt.'

"Stop the fraud! Stop the count! What is this all about??"

The GOP dances on the grave of Obamacare, not seeing that the mid-term elections await.

'Foolish, foolish people......as though it would make a difference who wins!'

'Newt! You took the wrong road, Iowa is that way.'

"Al's gone from apolitical to apoplectic in one election cycle."

The Raid

"You better hope he wins, Walter, or the next four years for you are going to be pure hell."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Trump Poutine

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Palin 2012

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

Midterm election s results

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

Abdullah Debate

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"The poll results are in. Our lies are resonating with the public way more than our opponent's lies."

A little different

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

News. Economic Data. I'm not as interested in the strength of the economy as is whether it's on my side.

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.