Campaign Trail Navigator Pillows

"And now... we nap."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

Donald Trump

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

'It's my job to teach you to grin like ike, and damnit, you will grin like ike!'

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

Race to the presidency.

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

Office Rage.

"Ascend, Collins."

Campaign 2010.

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

"Slogan."

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

Independents still undecided.

"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."

'So...watching the democrat national convention made up your mind who you're voting for?'

Election to-do list

Obama's favorite potato chips.

"How many homes do I own? Have you ever asked anybody else running for president that question?"

"Say what you will about my family, but please respect my equity's privacy."