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"And now... we nap."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

Donald Trump

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

Race to the presidency.

'It's my job to teach you to grin like ike, and damnit, you will grin like ike!'

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

"Slogan."

Campaign 2010.

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

Office Rage.

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

"Ascend, Collins."

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"How many homes do I own? Have you ever asked anybody else running for president that question?"

Independents still undecided.

'So...watching the democrat national convention made up your mind who you're voting for?'

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."

"Say what you will about my family, but please respect my equity's privacy."

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

Obama's favorite potato chips.

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